I run a professional business, so I believe in being authentic, which means being open and accessible to our business associates and customers. In return, I ask you to understand and respect my need for privacy. If people can be nice, hopefully I won’t have to change any of that. If contact methods start to disappear below, you’ll know other people ruined it.
Justifiable Reasons to Contact Me Directly
If you’re reaching out about our studio, please contact me via either LinkedIn or e-mail, and I will get back to you with my cell phone if appropriate. And, if we ever bother to get a business phone line for the studio, I will update this page.
Most fans will not need to reach out personally when interacting using either the features of our website or one of the major content platforms. However, there are times when direct communication is appropriate.
If you’re reaching our because you’re a fan, or for Services I Offer, I’d prefer to start the conversation in chat and keep it there. Use one of the contact methods below to connect with me. Make sure you read and understand all my rules before reaching out.
Rules of Engagement
These rules are meant for fans. If you’re contacting me in a professional capacity, I expect you to remain professional at all times, without regard for what I do for a living.
If your intentions fall somewhere in the grey area between personal and business, kindly read everything below so you know how to stay out of trouble when working with me.
Until I am Ready to Get Dirty, Keep it Clean
Please note, if you request to chat / be my friend / add to contacts, this does not mean that I will immediately engage in providing any services for you. New contacts who proceed immediately to dirty talk without telling me what service you are interested in and providing some method of payment will be mocked and then blocked.
I do not mind a polite greeting (e.g. “Hey, sexy!”, “Hello gorgeous.” etc.), but I’m not going to enthusiastically return the favor, and will keep the conversation clean. I have to make a living, after all.
You will know you are receiving a service or fan perk when the following two things have occurred:
- You have provided me with a method of payment
- You have been invited to a non-public channel or chat server/room, or I have explicitly told you we may proceed with play.
Likewise, do not attempt to initiate voice conversations with me using these contact methods below, or you will get unfriended quickly. Be respectful. For all you know, I might be on the phone with another call or even in a cam session with a fan.
What’s Off Limits?
I do not provide / allow / tolerate anything like the following, so do not ask me for any of it:
- No in person visits of any kind. This means no meetups, no coming to you, no you coming to see me. You will never see me in meat space. If you do, pretend you didn’t.
- No distribution rights. If I perform for you, give you a video or photograph, or appear on camera (for any reason including IT work), it is for your use only. Content that ends up on some porn sharing site is not only going to meet with a swift DMCA take-down, but you could also get sued for copyright infringement. Misused of certain content is also considered criminal in some jurisdictions.
- Do not ask for my phone number. If you’re a business and I feel it appropriate, I will give you my number at the correct time.
- Do not ask to go voice in chat programs like Discord, or call on me voice unsolicited in any apps. If we truly require a voice conversation for, I will initiate and schedule it with you.
- Do not ask for or attempt to guess my real-life legal identity, home address, birthday, or other personally identifiable information. (Even if you learn this information, your use of this website includes terms of use obligating you to a binding non-disclosure in this regard, and I will pursue any and all violations. If you require my legal info for business reasons, it will be provided to you at my discretion at the appropriate time, and I reserve every right to say no.
- No paid sex, or for that matter any sex or interpersonal sex acts. I have the utmost respect for prostitutes, but understand I am not one. I am a performer. Sex is for my very close friends only, and if you are one, you will know because I will most likely tell you so.
- No debasing or degrading behavior. Just because I want to be topped does not imply I want to be treated like shit. You wanna watch a sub become a dom in a hot second? Go ahead and cross that line. Fuck around and find out. Better yet, don’t.
- Trolls, homophobes, transphobes, and haters will be blocked and reported aggressively for abuse.
- I reserve the right to say no to anything else that triggers me or makes me uncomfortable.
Beyond all that, as long as you can follow my rules, we can be friends.
How to Pay Me
Acceptable payment methods vary greatly by the specific product or service being traded. Since this is rapidly changing for the better, I have moved payment information to its own page.
In summary, I can currently take:
- “Coin of the Realm” from any specific online platforms that I use.
- Credit cards or ACH for any ordinary IT work, through any number of methods.
- For anything else, stable USB bitcoins is an option.
- We are working to improve this situation, so please be patient.
How to Connect with Me
For Business
For studio work, or other business opportunities, you may initiate an inquiry by e-mail or LinkedIn. You can find my address and profile on my Gravatar profile. Use the Contact button to show it.
For Pleasure
When you make contact, let me know any preferences you have for a particular chat platform and/or service, or leave a phone number where I can call you back. I can’t accommodate every request, but I can certainly try.
I also accept chat requests from new friends and fans using the following methods:
When you drop in on me, be sure to tell me your reason for reaching out, such as what service(s) you’re interested in. I’m not a mind reader. I have no way to know what you’re looking for unless you tell me. Also, pay attention to the Rules of Engagement above. Your conversation will be more successful and pleasant if you do.
Now, with all that out of the way, let’s solve some problems and have some fun! Go mash one of those buttons up there.
