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- Love, sex, and relationship advice
- Sex and body positive discussions
- Business and tech advice geared for the adult entertainment / SW community
- Pics and Vids from spicy to totally NSFW
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We have our own studio, Vivian K Productions. Come join our adventures in adult entertainment!
This website hosts adult content, so try to act like a mature adult. 🙂
What’s to do here? Not much right now, since we’re just getting started.
None of these girls are real, but you get the basic idea.
Hey, we’re having fun. This is kinda what it’s like when nobody is taking pictures. The blonde one almost looks like Viv, even. Seriously, I think I actually know some of these people. ^_^
By the way, there’s a ghost chick soaking in this hot tub. Can you find her?
We’ve worked with some of the best companies.
Nah, we lyin’! We just don’t know what to put here yet.
Meet the Production Team
We’re a motley crew, with a broad spectrum of life experiences, and just enough bad judgement to start a completely new adventure halfway through life.
Vivian
Windham-Kastali
The Director
Himidere-Bosudere
Violet Kitten
Media Coordinator
Deredere-Kondere
Gray Seven
Technical Operations
Kuudere
Ira Brown
Special Projects
Yandere
FAQ
Hey, Why Don’t You Post Real Photos, Like Normal People?
C’mon now, this is an adult entertainment venture, started by a bunch of middle aged people who have careers and families. You didn’t think we’d all use our real names and put our photos up on the home page, did you?
I mean, seriously, dudes, we could all lose our jobs, have our bank accounts forcibly closed, or get turned down for mortgages and car loans. How would you approach that risk? I think it shows we’re prudent.
Hell, even our roadies have stage names. Until we all get rich, just fucking deal with it!
Besides, we only really do that shit on the home page. Subscribing fans get real content. And there’s actually photos of of elsewhere on the site, though depending on where you live, you may not be able to see them.
Are Vivian’s Boobs Real? What About the Rest of It?
Yes, Vivian’s boobs are home grown honest-to-goodness B cups. Maybe they’re not as big as Bailey Jay’s, but they’re completely unaltered. As for the other equipment, yes, it’s also real. However, unlike the boobs it has been there the entire time. Now, don’t you feel ashamed and stupid for asking?
Why Won’t Violet Kitten Take Off Her Mask?
Well, first off all, that would take all of the fun out of it. This is like, idk, a Kamen Rider kind of thing. You’re supposed to be into it, you weird fucker.
Second of all, have you ever read any of these sexual harassment policies that organizations foist off on us peons? Sometimes, they actually say that posting flirty pictures online can be considered harassment, whether or not the flirty picture was intended for you or not. What the fuck is up with that!?
For now, better safe than sorry. File that one under “until we all get rich”.
Which Movie Will You See First, Wolverine and Deadpool or Beetlejuice 2?
I was actually wondering when someone was actually going to ask us that.
It’s been a really tough summer. Money has been tight. Everything is going wrong. We were kinda thinking that in our despair, at least Deadpool & Wolverine will be likely coming to Disney+ before they cut us off for our credit cards not working. Vivian has a big TV, and a nice stereo, so that’d be fine with all of us.
But, Ira insists that he will see Beetlejuice 2 come hell or high water and he may actually pay to drag the rest of us to the show.
Of course you fans could solve this handily for us simply by sending us some money. That would actually help quite a bit, and then we could afford to go see both movies, in which case it’d be a toss-up!
What the Hell Possessed You All to Even Do This?
We’re not getting any younger you know! Plus, some of us kinda hate our jobs. Not sayin’ which ones but her name rhymes with an electric car company that isn’t owned by a man-child named Elon.
